Define "chronic" masturbator.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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