kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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