I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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