So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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