so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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