are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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