Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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