grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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