Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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