I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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