I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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