Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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