drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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