he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
There are leaves in my underwear?
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