Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I cockslap morals
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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