so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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