i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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