yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
