mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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