It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
