I just made out with a guy for $7.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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