Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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