party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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