i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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