Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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