I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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