I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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