he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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