Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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