some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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