i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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