So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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