I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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