How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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