We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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