Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
God gave him joint rollers for hands
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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