so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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