they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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