i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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