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I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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