Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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