The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
