I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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