he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
