I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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