he shaved USA in his pubs
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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