There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
well, you know. whores of a feather.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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