I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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