I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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