If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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