I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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