Its about making memories worth repressing
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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