the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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